Our favorite Netflix Original sitcom,The Ranch,but came out with its seventh part this yr in 2019. While we may take our favorite (and least favorite) characters, we definitely all have an stance most Colt. Whether Colt drives y'all nuts or you're kind of in love with him, we think it's rubber to say that nosotros at least all find him absolutely hilarious. From Uggs to expensive shampoo, Colt is e'er doing something outrageous, risky, or merely obviously funny. In case you tin't go on runway of everything that's come out of this dynamic character's mouth, we've done it for you. Here are ten of Colt's most hilarious quotes.

10 Drinking Game

"It's a drinking game when a white trash couple fights in public: 1 drink if she cusses, two if she slaps him."

Get out information technology to Colt to supply us with the virtually offensive drinking games out there. Honestly, most of Colt's hilarious quotes are about women or drinking, then this one is pretty fitting. Nosotros also call back that in Garrison, this game would get you pretty drunk, but we're not like-minded with Filly's stereotyping.

9 Babies & Money

"I don't think I realized how expensive having a infant is. It'southward like an Xbox. Yous recollect information technology's only going to be a couple hundred bucks but and then you gotta go the games, the controller and the headset."

Honestly, nosotros're not disagreeing with this ane in any way, shape, or grade. This is pretty accurate, for anyone who has e'er bought an Xbox or for anyone who has e'er had a kid. Who knew that these 2 groups of people could have something like this in common? Mayhap Filly is wise, subsequently all...

viii Trustworthy

"Y'all tin't trust that guy. He don't fifty-fifty drink."

Clearly, Colt determines how trustworthy people are based on whether they drinkable or not. Obviously, right, because what kind of bedlamite doesn't like to potable? This is another pretty wise and wonderful argument by the wonderful Colt, and it summarizes this character pretty well (and his alcoholism, probably).

7 Cold Estrus

"Yeah, I was playing for the Saskatoon Common cold. It's like the Miami Oestrus, except you lot know, cold."

Filly is also the master of metaphors that aren't actually, well, metaphors. We dear when Colt tries to explain something and it goes horribly well and ends upward being absolutely hilarious. Saskatoon Cold, Miama Estrus, practically the aforementioned, except for the temperature, right? Duh. Honestly, he's not even wrong.

6 Make it a Whisky

Maggie: Would you like a beer?Colt: Ma, I got a tryout tomorrow. Make it a whiskey.

We about idea that Colt was going to decline a potable, but he saved himself when he corrects his female parent. Drinking a beer the day before tryouts? That's madness talking. Whiskey, on the other mitt, what a genius idea. That'southward definitely more like the Colt we know, considering nosotros know he'd never give up a drink. Maggie definitely knew, too, and this Filly in his purest course.

5 Showing Respect

"With all due respect, sir. Accident me."

Ah, nosotros know that Colt definitely respects everyone, correct? We mean, at to the lowest degree he said 'sir'. He delivers this line to Abby'due south dad, actually, when he shows up at their place in the middle of the night while drunk. Abby's father knows Colt is in a tough spot, and so he takes it pretty well, only Filly didn't respond also great when he was told he should get out. He did try to be respectful though, right? This quote is definitely classic Colt, and yep, nosotros laughed.

4 Beer Slushies

"I filled this old cup with snowfall and poured beer in it. It's a beer slushie."

Every person everywhere who lives in a snowy identify and loves beer merely had the brightest of all low-cal bulbs go off in their heads. We're going to venture to say that you probably shouldn't be taking communication from Colt, but hey, at to the lowest degree this kind of sounds good. We know you lot all tried it, and we also know yous're cursing yourself from never having had this bright idea before. Also, we call back Maggie'due south should claim it as the Colt Bennett special.

3 Family Advice

"Come on, everybody'south family's f***ed upwardly. It's the normal ones you gotta worry about! Every time they catch a serial killer on the news, they're similar "He came from such a normal family."

Ah, more wise wisdom from this wonderful graphic symbol. When Colt is talking to Heather well-nigh their infant, because she says she wants to accept a regular family, he pretty much assures her that only serial killers come from normal families. In fact, if you want to be normal, you must take a crazy family. That'due south proficient news for all usa, right?

2 Fuller House

Rooster: "F**k, marry, or impale, cast of Fuller House."Colt: "F**k John Stamos, marry Bob Saget, kill Dave Coulier."Rooster: "I was talking near the women, only that's basically how information technology goes."

Oh, Colt, striking u.s.a. again with a very surprising and hilarious answer to another i of Rooster's crazy questions. This is more than than obvious, correct? What'due south even funnier, though, is that Colt goes correct for the men of this testify. Yeah, this caught u.s.a. off baby-sit as much as information technology did Rooster. We all laughed at this ane, though, and we'll never forget it.

1 Captain Morgan

Colt: "I know, correct? Up until and then, the about famous person to ever punch me was the Captain Morgan pirate."

When Colt is explaining to Rooster that he got punched by Thomas Rhett, Rooster, plainly, expresses some pretty intense pride in his younger brother. Filly is pretty proud of himself, too, and fifty-fifty goes on to give usa a bit too much data - his best confront punch thus far was just past a Captain Morgan pirate. We don't fifty-fifty want to know the story backside that ane, Filly, merely at to the lowest degree it'southward pretty funny. You're a wild card, man.

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